Written by GoodnPlenty

Tuesday, 28 April 2009

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Ms. Rivers being examined upon arrival at hospital.

Melissa Rivers suffers nervous breakdown after being fired by Trump on "The Celebrity Apprentice". The daughter of comedian Joan Rivers was found pacing Wilshire Blvd. and rambling incoherently.

Police summoned to the scene state that Ms. Rivers kept repeating the phrase "Get my f-----g purse and you're all whores".

Ms. Rivers has reportedly been taken to a local hospital for evaluation.

Joan Rivers when reached for comment stated "My daughter is an innocent victim in a conspiracy to destroy the River's legacy".

Rivers went on to state that "poker is our country's true enemy".

Hospital spokesman state that Ms. Rivers will be released on Tuesday in time for her filming an episode of "The Surreal Life".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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