Written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 15 April 2008

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Bandar, the sordid threat behind the ugly business

Eldorado, Texas - (Fundamental Mess): Former Sordid Arabian ambassador to the US Prince Bandar has come out in support of the Yearn For Zion polygamy nutters whose temple was busted two weeks ago.

The octogenarian slush fund mobster has long been a suspected benefactor of fundamental nutter Warren Jeffs.

His views on the cult seem to be that it mirrors some aspects of the more attractive aspects of strict Saudi Wahhabist life where women and children are traded like camels.

The Eldorado complex, branded by some as a latter day concentration camp, may also have been built with some of the £1.2 billion of UK taxpayers' money that Bandar got for his official role as top Middle East arms dealer.

Much of the cash allegedly wound up supporting Taleban smack dealers and other assorted rabble banded together under the flagship of convenience called Al Qaeda.

Warren Jeffs is in the slammer.

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