Written by Pointer

Monday, 20 April 2009

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Sarah Palin still talks alot about slut daughter according to droolmule

Website droolmule carries word counts for prominent politicians. Readers have found a surprising verbal snapshot from the five most common words uttered by demagogues over the past few months.

President Obama's five magic words, according to droolmule were: Whoa Nellie, compromise, deal, Fuckin' Bush and Yes! Michelle!. Republican runner up John McCain uttered: Balls, Millions, Billions, earmarks and piss ant Palin! Sarah Palin talked alot about: Russia, family, hate, family and slut daughter.

Droolmule has an archive of former Presidents and politicians also. A search of George W Bush showed a consistent pattern: Dick? Rummie? Condie? Laura? Momma!!!? Bill Clinton's top five were: Blow, hard, suck, dress, did not!

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