Written by Pointer

Sunday, 12 April 2009

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Even John MCcain took a turn handcuffed to the retard in chief

Karl Rove who has acted as Bush's brain from way back in the Texan politic days is still doing the thinking for the former thoughtless in chief. The occasion that caused the surrogate thinker to re- engage was an interview given by Veep Joe Biden. Biden told the world about the times he went one on one with W and gave him a piece of his mind.

The episodes did have a rather heroic tone in the retelling and that's what Rove picked up on:

"No one in the administration ever left george W Bush alone with anyone. If Biden remembers private time with W it must have been in his dreams. Condi slept between Laura and George, I babysat the retard weekdays and Cheney was in chrge the rest of the time. W's own mother nad father never got within a mile of the President, not that they wanted to. Those poor ashamed parents!

Biden is a big fat liar if he says he ever was alone with Bush the big fat dope!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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