Following his unsuccessful appearance at the G20 summit in London, England - Barack Obama has revealed he is to follow one his predecessors into the glittering world of B class movie making!
Bedtime for Barack will be a 2009 comedy film produced and directed by Woody Allen.
It will revolve around the attempts of the central character, Professor Richard Whittingham (played by James Grout), to teach satanic morals to a chimpanzee (Obama), hoping to solve the "god versus Randall Flagg" question.
Whittingham hires a woman (played by) Condoleezza Rice to pose as the chimp's mother while he plays father to it. Whittingham feeding Barack the milk of satanic nastiness!
The movie is hoped to be one of many of Obama's B movie acting career which will see him star in remakes of Tarzan, playing Cheetah, Buttons from Me and The Chimp and Ham III, grandson of the first chimp in space.
Allen has been appointed as overall director and producer of the movies that will cumulate in Obama been blasted into space as the human version Ham III with the earthly message "I am a free-spirited circus performer more interested in zero-gravity hijinks than living up to my illustrious expectations!"
