Written by queen mudder

Monday, 9 March 2009

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Cute before being fatally flame-grilled along with dozens of its fellow kennel residents

Pocono Mountains, Pennsylvania - (Shaggy Dog Story Mess): There's a new Cookie of the Day recipe on the Martha Stewart website this week following the tragic immolation of her pet Shitzu Genghis Khan at a Carbon-Offset County kennels in Pennsylvania.

The ten week old mutt was victim of a propane gas explosion which rocked the canine boarding facility.

Countless other doggy inmates also died in scenes reminiscent of the Pyongyang Canine Spit Roast Deli-Diner kitchens on Kim Jong-Very-Ill National Day.

The freak occurence has been billed as a possible hex on Stewart some of whose non-vegetarian website recipies have been described as dogfood masquarading as chow.

A memorial service for the kennel's charges will be followed by an official cremation.

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Topics: Dogs, martha Stewart




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