Written by Pointer

Tuesday, 27 January 2009

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Rahm Emanuel promises to Come and OH! Come except on the high holy days

America's new President in his latest effort to limit government spending said that there would be no more little Obama mouths to feed until the US economy was revived and prospering. Rahm Emanuel's failure to inform first lady Michelle of the new pull out policy caused some tension to say the least in the no longer white house household.

Emanuel dispatched by President Barry to the Presidential boudoir carried messages of contrition and repentance. Rahm explained that his powers of apology are improving as he gets better and better at fixing his fuck ups.

The first lady told mymonkey.cum while taking a heavy drag on one of Barack's Kool menthols that Rahm can be very persuasive and that if he promises to visit her on a regular basis she just might forgive Barry's quick exits.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Barack Obama

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