Caroline final says why she withdrew her name

Funny story written by Virgil T Stone

Sunday, 25 January 2009

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Caroline Kennedy has just confirmed what this reporter has speculated all along. It was not the Kennedy curse that scared her off and caused her to withdraw her name from consideration for Hillary Clinton's open senate seat. She said that Uncle Teddy told her it wouldn't be long and she could have his.

Like New York she has residence in Massachusetts, and Teddy told her that he had already put in the word for her to continue with his work in the senate.

He has also told his staff that she is to be given every support that he himself had and that included all of the votes they had bought for him.

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