After disparaging remarks regarding being able to smell D.C. tourists coming to visit the U.S. Capitol in the summertime, senatorial aides close to Senate Majority Leader, Harry Reid, report that he has B.O.
Wanting to remain anonymous, one aide remarked, "It's FLAMING! Reid makes a goat smell like a Gladiolus farm."
Another aide reported, "Day after stinkin' day, Reid comes in, removes his suit coat, and his armpits look like they've been hosed down by an entire fire fighting team! The man sweats like water pouring over Hoover Dam!"
Reports of plants in Reid's office regularly defoliating are constant.
"The man just doesn't get it. He needs some industrial strength Right Guard or something," another aide stated. "We think we may have discovered one of the causes of Global Warming."
Nancy Pelosi has discreetly asked the EPA (Environmental Protection Agency) to take Reid on as a special project.
