Forced To Wear Artificial Dong?

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Thursday, 1 January 2009

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"They're certainly easy to spot!"

Personal Privates Advocates (PPA) are questioning an aggressive Arkansas law that took place last week to the effect that it is causing sex offenders to carry around a fake 24 inch dong hanging out the front of their pants.

"Arkansas is trying to set an example for the whole rest of the nation", stated Arkansas Attorney General Bob Gooseberry. "And, yes, Bill Clinton will have to do the same when he visits here."

The Attorney General continued, "This not only serves to warn the public, but we have a new factory in Maggody to manufacture these big dongs 24-hours a day and have put 500 people back to work."

"We began with the prisoners wearing their big dongs and ended with the United States military presence here, beginning with the Privates and up."

Immediately the ACLU launched a lawsuit in court, joined by the PPA, and believe they can easily win the contest in court.

"There's no call for something like this", stated Attorney Barney Goodley who is now wearing a huge dong himself, because of a small indiscretion in his past and who's case may be endangered in court as, thus far, all his staff are wearing, well..staffs of their own."

"He's full of it", stated the Arkansas Attorney General. "How's he gonna win a case against marking sex offenders with a huge dong coming out of his own pants? Why, there's no discrimination here, even my daughter-in-law is wearing one."

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