Written by Aspartame Boy

Saturday, 22 November 2008

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Warhead with superdense 500 Mega tons of aspartame and Menhos

PENTAGON - Shadowy spockesmen for Top Generals from a classified part of a classified organization with a classified mission told TheSpoof very little today.

What they tell us very revealing. A new chemical weopon warhead had been developed, that I am not supposed to talk about. Hey, I don't care; you deserve the truth, that's why TheSpoof is here!

The new warhead contains aspartame under extreme pressure in one compartment. Another compartment contains Menhos under extreme pressure.

When the wardhead hits, the compounds mix and BOOM. A toxic cloud of aspartame envlopes several square miles.

"This was the original idea behind this compond.", the spokesman told me. "Some idiot decided to sell the stuff to the public. Did I tell you how nice the weather is in GitMo these days?"

I then quickly left the building, looking over my shoulder.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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