Minneapolis Man's Undersized Plates Caused Bridge Collapse

Funny story written by Pointer

Saturday, 15 November 2008

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This may soon be the condition of US infrastructure according to civil engineer, Toothless O'Toole

Mr Mississippi Rivers' tragic story sums up the tale of a nation gone wrong. Rivers, a lifelong resident of Minneapolis, MN suffered a plate collapse that caused his dental bridge to fail. Dental examiners found that the plate was seriously undersized and that the bridge collapse was caused by the plate shortfall.

One tragically toothless American may seem like a small matter to some but studies show that plates and their dependent bridges are in serious danger across the US of A. A generation of Americans may find themseves with falling plates and collapsing bridges if Barack Obama and the new Democratic Congress does not stop destroying fixtures in other countries and start reinforcing tunnels, highways, bridges and other types of dental infrastructure in the mouths of older Americans!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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