Deerburger, N.Y. - Health officials raided the CHINA KINK restaurant after patrons reported hearing strange noises from the kitchen, especially deer horns followed by loud crashing around, baying dogs, then rifle shots, and finally cheering.
Health officials and local reporters burst in surprising the cooks who were found gleefully butchering a large deer hanging by his antlers from the pastry rack.
The surprised cooks looked up wide-eyed and stunned in frozen surprise for several seconds by the bright camera lights of the reporters.
Finally, the head chef stammered: "We thought it was big dog!"
The sous chef cried: "Maybe... Saint Bernard! You age long time -- make fine dinner! Lotsa leftover!!"
