RNC Slogan, Desperation First! Welcome to Sodom and Gomorrah!

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Thursday, 4 September 2008

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Republican Sodom and Gomorrah

The Republican National Convention put its most desperate foot forward into its mouth in the Twin Cities of Sodom and Gomorrah. For a Christian conservative based party, there were more wife abandoners on board than a booze cruise around Sin City, Manhattan!

McCain once told his cancer ridden wife that he wanted a divorce so he could marry the beer baronness who has bankrolled his political high and flirted with the cameras right on kew! Regular budinsky lower than a Newt Gingrich delivered his dear Jane at his wife's hospital bedside and then bedded two more women while married to an other and impeaching Clinton for , well, you know...

Then Rudy Giuliani another three time polygamist and Italian American fascist preached Americanism to the choir while introducing the new VEEP who tried to have her former brother in law's balls cut off while using her gubernatorial scalpel. The party of first Lincoln and then "what would Jesus do" has become the mob that glorifies the sins of the cities of the plains!

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