Obama: "I am Not a Misogynist"; Denounces his Muslim Roots

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Saturday, 23 August 2008

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Obama: Women have their Roles

After repeatedly bashing Hillary Clinton in the Democratic primaries, and reportedly giving little or no consideration to the former first lady as vp running mate, Barack Obama struggles to distance himself from accusations of misogynism .

"I am not a misogynist" Barack stated during a recent rally for the American Association for men in Nursing. "I have already denounced my muslim roots, and I try not to let that cloud my judgment.

"We shouldn't judge people by their color or gender. I mean, look, I picked some white guy as vice president. And I married a woman. So that should be proof enough."

Joe Biden already came to his running mate's defense. "You can't even go into a hospital any more without feeling the estrogen. Next, they (females) will be messing around in government. I applaud Barack's decision in selecting me as vice president. We will take care of you."

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