Ordinary Crime: US Cities Unfunded War on Terror!

Funny story written by Pointer

Friday, 25 July 2008

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Welcome to the new al-qaida; US street crime!

Landlocked US cities have anti-terrorist submarines and crack scuba teams. Cities without airports have state of the art airport security systems. The Office of Homeland Security is America's rich uncle for often useless anti-terrorist measures. And US cities are awash in the ordinary urban crime waves that they cannot afford to fight.

One American metropolis has a bomb suit for every police officer but no bullets for their service revolvers.Harbor police boats cannot chase bank robbers unless they rob a cruise ship and escape in a speed boat. Legions of K-9's can sniff out a bomb from 500 yards but sleep through drug investigations.

Osama Bin Laden recently broadcast his latest terror campaign:" Forget the planes and the bombs, we are now flooding US cities with muggers, murderers and homicidal maniacs. Welcome to the new al-qaida!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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