Global Cooling Creates New Imigration Problem

Written by Johnny Stingray

Friday, 13 June 2008

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Illegal Penguins? Not in my back yard!

High ranking members of congress met today to discuss the immigration problems stemming from the newly discovered issue of global cooling.

Requesting anonymity, a senior White House official confirmed the president is considering all options.

"The President is ready to tackle this issue head on, nothing is off the table, including a 2000 mile border fence and electronic monitoring."

He continued, "With a new ice age on the horizon, we must be prepared to stop the rush of illegal aliens from our friends to the north. We are working with the Canadian government to find a solution."

One suggestion the President is considering is moving our most productive greenhouse gas emitting industries to the Canadian border, or maybe just sell them some inexpensive heaters.

The Canadian government has not officially responded, but admit the sunny beaches of California and the Gulf coast are starting to look really attractive with the prospect of glaciers covering much of Canada.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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