Terrorist leader George Washington is being held in Guantanamo Bay.
The American is accused of plotting to overthrow the colonial British government, and attempting to organise an armed revolution to turn America into a republic.
Speaking from Guantanamo, Mr Washington said :'I am not a terrorist, I am a freedom-fighter. I, and millions of British citizens in North America, believe in justice for all, and in equality and the rights of man. This disgraceful confinement is nothing short of criminal, and we will fight on until America is free from such tyranny.'
But Guantanamo's governor, Henry Himmleson. claimed :'Mr Washington and his followers are indeed terrorists, because we say they are. Stop laughing, it's true.'
And in Dublin, Sinn Fein president Gerry Adams added :'Yes, it's true. We are terrorists also, and get funded by millions of American dollars to kill lots of men, women and children, hanging is too good for the likes of George Washington. Can you send us more Semtex, Mr Kennedy?'
Nelson Mandela is more hypocritical later this year.
