Eldoarado, Texas - After the Eldorado police raided the largest polygamy fundamentalist compound in the state of Texas, confiscating 416 children, they thought they had put an end to the practice, only to discover that they succeeded in driving the practice underground.
Today, a judge issued the unusual order to confiscate the fundamentalist compound wives only cell phone, after police presented evidence in court that the polygamists wives were still in contact with their husband, caught engaging in polygamist phone sex.
"We kept noticing the fundamentalist compound wives constantly on their one cell phone," said a spokesman for the Eldorado police department. "It didn't matter what they were doing at the time, churning butter, plowing the field or delivering each others babies, they were always on that one cell phone, passing it around among themselves all day and night long."
Eldorado police were also tipped off by the fundamentalist compound wives behavior while they were on their one cell phone.
"All the calls would start out cordial enough, even real respectable like," said a spokesman for the Eldoarado police. "However, by the end of the phone call, each of the fundamentalist compound wives would be screaming out profanities in a state of heightened climatic ecstasy, tearing at their petticoats and unlacing their ankle high shoes."
