Washington DC - (Naked Ass Mess): A client pal of Eliot Spitzer's Holy Roman Emperor VSOP* escort agency is auctioning a photograph of a tumescent Dickless Cheney seen reflected in the Raybans of a naked 'woman'.
"I guess he was just fishing for compliments about his tackle," a Mayflower Hotel janitor said today after confirming an internet site's $10,000 opening bid.
The news comes amid vehement White House denials that Cheney is involved in any kind of sleaze connected to hookers, extramarital relations or STDs.
"Dickless is always in control," a Vice Presidential aide said today, "both hands always firmly gripping on the rod..."
Meanwhile the blonde, lissom, 36DD-24-34 stunner has been outed as none other than Manfried Von Klingenhofter, 24, a Queens transvestite and partial transsexual who was on a LA FagHagSlagMag photoshoot at the Mayflower.
"Ja, I guess I have that effect on the older guys sometimes," was his only comment.
Mark Foley is 69.
*Very Special Old Pale