Bush Gets Behind Condi Rice...
King Dumya and Condoleeza Rice became embroiled in a name-calling contest on Monday. According to Secretary of State Colon Bowel, Condi became upset when Dubya referred to her as "Condopizza Teeth" and "Ms. Ricecake Gaptooth."
Condoleezza Rice's hopes of becoming president have been dashed after it was revealed that President Rice is a registered trade mark.
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