Homeland Security Invades Detroit

Funny story written by Maditude

Thursday, 27 March 2008

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Thousands of Al-Qaline sympathizers at a recent rally in Detroit.

The Department of Homeland Security went to Detroit and raided an Al-Qaline sympathy group huddled inside Comerica Park.

"The Al Qaline sympathizers were relatively easy to spot," a Homeland Security spokesperson said. "They all wore shirts with a big "D" on the front and a large number "6" on the back. They also wore caps with the "D" on the cap matching the one on the shirt."

Although nobody from Homeland Security knew why Al-Qaline sympathizers wore the big "D" or the number "6", they were confident they could unlock the meaning of the mysterious attire inside Comerica Park as the investigation continues.

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