Times Square: Naked Cowboy Fingers Men From Mars for Molotov Cocktail Blast

Funny story written by queen mudder

Thursday, 6 March 2008

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Naked Cowboy Robert Burck seen here partially clothed from the waist upwards

New York, New York - (Rioters): New York's Naked Cowboy Robert Burck has blamed vexatious litigants The Men From Mars for today's molotov cocktail attack on a Pentagon recruiting orifice in Times Square.

"This bears all the hallmarks of a character assassination attempt to frame our client," Burck's lawyers told NYPD cops today.

"Especially the use of a pair his underpants in the fabrication of the molotov cocktail."

The device exploded at 3.45 EST just yards from the disputed Mars-owned M&M billboard at the center of a plagiarisation lawsuit.

Burck has sued the confectionery giant for $6 million copyright damages.

The company had erected an animated parody of his signature singing and dancing naked cowboy act on his professional turf patch, the lawsuit alleges.

A war of words then escalated with Mars Corp counter-suing Burck for fraud.

Times Square remains closed today.

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