Written by Buck E Filbert

Wednesday, 5 March 2008

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Barack Hussein Obama,,,,get serious.

In another bid to pull the wool over the average American's eyes, the Republican and Democratic parties have dusted off the oldest trick in the book again.

Watch closely what my hand is doing over here, you really should be looking at what my other hand is doing over there.

There is actually no close race between Obama and Clinton, it was decided two years ago Hillary would be the Democratic nominee in it's bid for President.

One political insider came forward to warn the American public, "if you're all caught up in the illusion of this tightly contested race for the Democratic Parties bid to the Whitehouse you might want to look left and maybe right as well. It's a well orchestrated shell game and the American public is the mark".

The shell game is generally played on unsuspecting tourists, the goal is to distract the sucker, reach into their pocket and extract as much cash as possible without scaring them off.

Sound familiar? What could the objective be here? What's Bush doing? Gas prices reach $5.25 at some California gas stations. What about the billions of dollars going into that little war they got going on?

Have not heard much in the news about war, just Oprah stuff.

Throw in some more Hillary/Obama tight race bullshit that'll keep them distracted.

Governmental hocus-pocus.

From the desk of
Buck E Filbert

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: US Government

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