"Filthy" Tony Resko Friend of "Pure" Obama!

Funny story written by Pointer

Monday, 3 March 2008

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"Filthy" Tony Resko, BHO's Best Buddy!

"Filthy" Tony Resko has been a devoted friend to "Pure" Barack Hussein Obama for years now. Resko recently indicted for all manner and means of corruption has backed bho since his kindergarten days in politics.

Resko sold Michele and Barack the Georgian mansion in a Chicago suburb and bought the neighboring property to allow the couple some room to expand their backyard. Students of American architecture point out that Georgian mansions were the most popular dwellings for US Southern slave-owning plantation dwellers.

"Pure" Obama denies any wrongdoing in this relationship: "Sure, I walked around the property with "Filthy" Tony and he advised me on real estate values and contributed to my campaigns and sold me the neighboring lot for a song so I could put in an Hawaiian bbq pit. . . but so what. Don't all Democrats have corrupt associates? Certainly we can't afford the billionaires that bankroll Republicans!"

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