How to Make A Million Dollars in the Stock Market

Funny story written by drugtestallpoliticians

Saturday, 5 January 2008

Wall Street, New York (IPP) - There are only two ways to get rich quick and they are the stock market and real estate.

The first step in making a million dollars in the stock market is to start off with two-million dollars. You must then turn on your television set and take the advice of market gurus. The next step is to find a broker who has to get a nice fat commission for every stock transaction he makes for you whether it makes money or loses money.

Another thing that will help you turn that two-million into a cool one-million is to buy stocks like a certain satellite radio company when they pay a not funny talk show jock from New York millions for bringing the company down.

Take this financial advice for the new year and you will be guaranteed to make a million dollars in no time at all.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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