George Foreman Unveils New Line of Fashion

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Friday, 16 November 2007

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Atlanta, Georgia (IP) - Famous boxing champion and businessman George Foreman has unveiled a new line of clothing. He has gone on a whirlwind tour of all the morning television talk shows as well as the Oprah show and on Jay Leno over the last two weeks showing off the new fashion threads he created.

This special line of clothes is for young men from the ghetto who walk around with their pants falling down to reveal their boxers. George has created a shirt and a pair of pants that will help the ghetto guys be able to keep their pants up while still showing off some boxer.

The shirts have a section of boxer shorts attached at the bottom and the pants have boxer material attached at the top. This creates the appearance of exposed boxer shorts without the inherent and embarrassing danger of letting one's pants drop.

Indeed the new fashion appears to defy gravity. Sales of the stylish wear soared to over seven figures on their first day. George is a man of class and he's sharing some of that class with his faithful customers all across America's urban centers.

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