Washington - (AssoCIAted Mess): "....because it's mah God-given right to do that!" the desperate US President begged today.
Bush said that Iran would pose a "dangerous threat to the Global Piss Process" if it was allowed to continue with its war-like attitudes.
He then urged world leaders to remember why The Almighty had picked him for the messianic role of Bringer of End of Days.
"Some is chosen by The Lord, some by heathen Satan.
"Take your pick. Me or Ahmadinejad?
"Sure, I bear no ill-will to the Iranian peoples I'm gonna annihilate.
"But we have a leader in Iran who wants to destroy Israel.
"Now I ain't sayin' he's some sorta stooge.
"But here in the White House you have a leader who wants to destroy all upcomin' usurpers.
"Truss me. I am that leader. And praise the Lord."
