John McCain Stumps at Monster Truck Rally

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Thursday, 4 October 2007

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Banksville, Alabama- 2008 presidential candidate John McCain R-Arizona was the featured and only non truck related speaker at the popular Maxx Truxx monster truck show and tractor pull.

"My fellow Americans, I have a plan for our great country that is larger in scope than these great veichles." He went on to compare democratic front runner Hillary Clinton to a Volkswagon Beetle: "She will get squashed under the mighty tires of the Straight Talk Car Crusher 9000. Lets all be sure to Get Her Done and God Bless America, and Guns, but not gays, Mexicans, abortions and Al Queda because I'm against those things, if you want me to be."

Following the speech McCain was denounced as a "commie Hippie Pussy by the local Republican Party Chairman.

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