Newt Un-Withdraws from White House bid

Funny story written by Don Davis

Wednesday, 3 October 2007

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Newt Gingrich has un-withdrawn his withdrawal of consideration to run for President. While this doesn't mean that Newt is running for President it does mean that he is still considering being a candidate.

Noting a sudden drop in sales of Newt's books following his withdrawal he's decided to continue pondering the possibility of considering to run for the White House. Following the announcement of his reconsideration and re-contemplation his book sales surged again. Connor Mann, Newt's spokesman and former lead singer of the Flock of Seagulls cover band "Just Flocking Around", stated "this isn't about book sales. It's about what's best for the country. But hey, if we can make a few bucks along the way what the heck".

In related news; in an attempt to attract a younger following Newt is releasing his first Rap CD "Party like a Potential Candidate". He's stated that the proceeds from his CD will go to good causes. One of which will be a 16-foot big screen TV for his new media room to watch NASCAR's NEXTEL Cup. Being a big NASCAR fan Newt once proclaimed "Being a right-winger I really enjoy watching Jeff Gordon turn left for 3-hours".

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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