Jenna Bush: "Henry roused me at 4am up the Cadillac Mountain"

Written by queen mudder

Friday, 28 September 2007

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Jenna Bush seen here with the rest of the tribe

Washington DC - (Prenup Mess): Jenna Bush says she fell for Henry Hagar when he first roused her one morning at 4 am "up Cadillac Mountain".

"It's supposedly where the sun don't shine," President Bush's daughter told Anne Coulter in a TV about her engagement to long-time boyfriend Henry Hager.

"And I did not want anyone hiking up there that time of day," Jenna added. "It was wet, cold and slimy. But he got up, and an hour and a half later when he got towards the top, he asked me.

"He's an extremely adventurous, outdoorsy type," Jenna continued.

On other issues Miss Bush fucked up a question about whether she agreed with her father about the war.

"Well, Pa's so stoned on Jesus most the time that it's kinda hard to know what he's really up to.

"But I guess most folks think he screwed up with Osama and he's now screwed with Iraq."

And Chelsea Clinton?

"Oh, she's a dyke"

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