Written by Deanna Goodson

Wednesday, 17 March 2004

Barbara and Jenna Bush, the only sisters who party harder than the Hiltons, have decided to cash in on their fame and pose together for the men's mag, FHM.

"The twins didn't want to do Playboy. That would just be too sleazy," a fellow partier said the other night at a spring-break fiesta in Austin, TX that the girls were drinking at.

"It's ok. They're 21 now, right?" A bartender asked one of the Secret Service agents who walked in with the twins.

Everyone wonders if this isn't poor timing on the twins' part. "I mean a photo layout in a men's magazine, even if it is as classy as FHM, may not be prudent at this juncture." The girls' grandfather, the elder George Bush said.

He's concerned that it may wreck Dubya's chances for reelection. "The Iraq war has already done that. He really needn't worry about a cheesecake shot or two toppling the family dynasty," A spokesperson for a magazine that was not FHM said today.

Democrats are chomping at the bit to malign the Bush daughters further. A Republican said, "They're just jealous because no one wanted to look at Chelsea Clinton no way, no how. She had a horseface. These girls are hot, even if one of them is a little chubby. They should totally do it."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Twins, Jenna Bush

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