Democratic Party Adopts New Logo

Funny story written by Andrew Lawrence

Friday, 14 September 2007

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(Washington) - The Democratic Party, led by and Hillary Clinton, today announced they are changing their political logo. From a donkey to an ostrich.

A spokesperson stated, "The donkey as the Democratic logo is politically incorrect. People confuse donkeys with asses. And nobody wants to be represented by asses."

A perfect image for the Democratic Party, the ostrich sticks its head in the sand and ignores reality. Many Capital Hill Democrats, including Massachusetts Senator, Ted Kennedy, and California Senators, Diane Feinstein and Barbara Boxer, have been doing that for decades, and still getting re-elected.

Senator John Edwards (D-North Carolina) issued the statement, "And the ostrich lays a huge egg, which we Democrats can relate to. Plus, a huge egg could be used to feed the poor which is great because, as a rich white Democratic dude, being poor is a subject I always talk about."

copyright 2007 Andrew Lawrence

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