Irn Brun and The Iron Lady

Written by newsinfoplus

Thursday, 13 September 2007

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Brown gets to grips with his predecessor and herroine.

Our lord and master, Gordon 'Irn Brun' Brown, has met the former PM Margaret Thatcher. He intends to adapt his policies in order to gain more popular support, or votes; whichever comes most easily.

He has spent an afternoon discussing politics and drinking Irn Bru which is his idea of high rulers lives. They discussed matters ranging from Iron to the new fist of justice.

However grown was seen after only an hour in her company to thrown out of a first floor window. It is believed that the entire government is now under the control of Lady Thatcher and the staff have defected after this literal show of strength.

David Cameron in reaction to the events has fled to oxford to hide from the controller, who is known to dislike his policies and wide face.

Whether or not Brown will be able to get back in is unknown, but our sources in GCHQ suggest that a secret raid is being mounted on Downing Street at this moment with John Prescott forming the entire first wave of troops.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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