London - (Ass Mess): At last the douchebag 40-something bastard son of George W Bush and a former UK social worker has finally wormed his way out into the limelight as a self-invented Greek tycoon shoring up the London property market and bidding to build the most expensive Thames-side orifice block ever constructed during the dying days of the Puppet Monarchy.
Oh dear, George. Oh dear. Oh dear.
Perhaps the Bush/Cheney Maladministration really believes that Sandy Berger shredded the vital US evidence. And that in London former MI5 CEO Dame Stella Rimington was never caught red-handed by the Serious Fraud Office destroying what she believed were the counterpart originals which still - happily! - are buried below the Crown Jewel House in the Tower of London.
Veteran Scotland Yard top cops have followed this Greek tragi-drama of this Sunny Jim's career with interest ever since the still - officially at least - unsolved murder of another Greek tycoon back in 1983 got them the DNA evidence they needed to begin their quest to nail GWB.
And now their man has at last emerged insouciant in a swathe of glossy UK magazines, financial press, TV interviews and media hype-fests braying on about his extraordinary wealth and business acumen.
Only of the reported £1.1 billion estimate of his riches, over £900 million were stolen from a planted offshore account of a oil magnate in a sting set up just before 9/11 to corrall the remaining Clinton-pardoned ex-KGB double agents that has escaped George Tenet's pathetic post-Aldrich Ames trawl of the CIA.
"We got him by the short and curlies," our man in Scotland Yard laughed today, "so you can expect Fireworks Day to come a little early this year.
"Hope you enjoy next week as much as we will!"