John Edwards Wants Us To Give Up Our SUV's

Funny story written by Andrew Lawrence

Thursday, 30 August 2007

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(Washington) - John Edwards, Democratic Senator, presidential hopeful and rich idiot, today said that the U.S. was the worst polluter and called for Americans to give up their SUV's.

Senator Edwards, who lives in a gigantic 28,000 sq ft mansion in North Carolina and pays up to $1200 for a haircut, is a wealthy politician who can't seem to stop telling middle class Americans how to reduce their lifestyle and live cheaper.

Spokesperson for the SUV Owners Assn and soccer mom, Ineeda Bigcar, said in response to Edwards' comments, "We'll give up our SUV's when politicians in Washington give up using private jets and limos and stop polluting the environment with their stupid speeches."

copyright 2007 Andrew Lawrence

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