Washington (IP) - Alberto Gonzales was fired today for wearing and selling Che Guevara T-Shirts on government time. Bush says he is a big fan of Che but that selling any item while on duty is cause for immediate dismissal.
Gonzales was in tears and cried out that this is the thanks he gets for being a Bush crime family lackey, sycophant, and henchman.
Laura also showed a surprising amount of angst over Albertico's dismissal and had to be sedated by the the family doctor.
The family dog also showed signs of severe distress and the presidential vet was called in to calm the number one pooch.
Jenna Bush fainted at the news that Gonzales was leaving.
George calmly stood in the kitchen and made a baloney sandwich for Gonzales who appears to be headed south to Cuba aboard his raft that has been stored under a large banyan tree outside a Key West gas station.
