Washington DC - (ReUterus): "Sure I can do black, why ever not?" Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton said today.
"My policies are all black policies as people will recognise when they vote to install me as America's First Ever Black Woman President.
"Condi Rice a black woman President? You're pulling my leg! Ha ha!
"Condi ain't black, she's a WASP in black clothing, a GOP hooker sucking for the Bushes.
"There's no way EVER that woman could call herself America's First Black Woman President. NO WAY! Truss me on this one.
"Her skin may be a little darker than mine, granted.
"But underneath that exterior, she ain't black at all!
"And whereas I might look pale on the exterior, inside I'm as black as they come and that's why the American people will truss me and give me their vote in 2008!
"And sure, my husbandBill, he's as black as them come. No pun intended.
"And when I win I'm gonna send him some place special for at least four years, as my personal envoy, so he can do great things behind my back without me so much as batting an eyelid.
"And then the world will see just what a truly black couple we have become and thank their maker at the sensationally-logical decisions they made to vote me in as the First Ever Black Woman President."
