Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Flushed from yet another triumph of pubic speaking at Greenwich's O2 Arena, formerly The Dome, ex-US President Bill Clinton was feted tonight by London's glitterati who had come to worship at Moloch's throne and bathe in the limelight of his irridescent aura.
Clinton is in London to finalise the last stages of a massive property fraud that will attempt to flog off a forged lease on the US embassy building in Grosvenor Square for £600 million to his pal, cocaine baron Richard Caring, the brains (sic) behind the Top Slop heist by Philip Green.
George Bush's used car salesman-turned US ambassador to the Court of St James's, Robert 'Katiie' Holmes Tuttle has been instructed to flog off the site 'on security grounds' in line with a plot hatched by ex-Prime Monster Tony Blair's 9/11 accomplice Jonathan Powell, Clinton's former aide James Rubin, the so-called Duke of Westminster, Lynne Forrester de Rothschild and a bevy of financial whores at Goldman Sax.
Unbeknown to them this embassy scam is the last leg of a lengthy Fraud Squad and Anti-Terror operation that has reeled in Clinton for deliberately destroying the December 1999 NATO military Intelligence evidence that warned of the 9/11 attack orchestrated by George Bush's former smack dealers in the Tora Bora.
"We've waited patiently all these years," top spooks admitted tonight, delighted at the duplicity of the man whose ego is so massive he cannot believe that his very own former aides, now in the UK, could have ever turned informant against him.
"Bush Senior was as bad as you canget," cops added, "and Bush Junior is the pits. But Clinton has been their equal partner and when he falls he'll take down the entire GOP that he whored for as well as the White House aspirations of the Dems' cabal that thinks it can continue the deception by installing madass Hillary as the first black woman President of the United States."
Mitt Romney is certifiable.
