Written by Mr campbell

Sunday, 29 July 2007

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George Bush

George Bush is dead against bringing the troops home until the Middle East can stand on its own. Or until every drip of their oil is in the U.S. which ever comes first.

Either way, the troops should be home on time to see their new born babies graduate high school. Even if they have to be rolled into the school in a military wheel chair constructed with old army tank parts.

But the President does ensure the men and women of America they will be home soon and gas prices are coming down.

The question George seems to stutter on is WHEN?

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Topics: George W. Bush

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