White House Stench Needs Clean Sweep: Hillary Clinton

Written by Felix Minderbinder

Monday, 2 July 2007

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MIAMI (FMLiveWire) - Exterminators and fumigators are now bidding to perform a "clean sweep" of the White House. The sweep is needed because President Bush has fostered "a culture of cronyism, corruption and incompetence" Hillary Clinton said on Saturday.

The Democratic presidential candidate told a fundraiser that she and the nation will have much cleaning work to do at the White House if she wins election in 2008.

"After eight years of the Bush administration, we are going to be shocked by what we find," Clinton said. "If there was ever a time for a woman president it's now because we're going to have to do a lot of cleaning."

The New York senator and former first lady addressed 1000 attendees at the $100 per plate "Women for Hillary" breakfast.

"Grab your buckets, grab your brooms," Clinton said. "We're going to have to do a clean sweep because there has been a culture of cronyism, corruption and incompetence."

The foul White House stench is gagging millions of people throughout the globe, and has contributed to coughing fits, asthma, emphysema, and other chronic diseases. Rats fleeing the White House are also spreading widespread disease.

Clinton said Bush has squandered the budget surplus that her husband former President Clinton left. She also accused Bush of damaging the nation's standing in the world with his warmongering and lack of diplomacy.

The Republican National Committee responded that Bush's corruption and stench "are good for America" and have made the rich much richer at the expense of the poor and the middle class.

--Copyright Felix Minderbinder Live Wire

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