Written by Skews Me

Saturday, 23 June 2007

image for Idaho racist convention set to get underway

(Boise, ID) Hotels are anxiously preparing for the upcoming Arian Nation National Convention next month. Restaurants and retail stores are also gearing up with specials and new window displays.

Local grease pit Dogs is offering a Bigot Burger with White Power Fries meal during the convention. A popular candy store is offering a wide variety of racist-themed confections too derogatory for print.

Keynote speaker Jonathan Williams is slated to commence the ceremonies discussing racial impurities that have "tainted" their bloodline, including his own.

Activists have been gathering in makeshift camps to protest the events. "We want a peaceful protest," said Ashley White. "But these racists are so unpredictable."

Copyright © 2007, SkewsMe

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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