Chuck Bonica, President of the American Compulsive Masturbators Association (ACMA) has been an openly proud masturbator for the bulk of his 60 years. As the ACMA annual convention wrapped up this morning, Chuck was happy to report it was a big su…
A mysterious eruption originating from beneath the Budget Inn just outside of Indianapolis interrupted the keynote "squeaker" at the 34th Annual World Wide Masturbators Convention today. The eruption happened on the first full day of the conventi…
KALAMAZOO, Michigan - The highly respected NAFP had their annual meeting and the group headed by Dr. Tiffania Farragut of Shreveport, Louisiana, is deeply concerned about the mental state of President Trump. Dr. Farragut, 37, stated that even befo...
HONOLULU, Hawaii – Many of the nation’s leading Psychiatrists met in Hawaii for their yearly Psychs Convention. And everyone of them pointed out that they are extremely worried about Trump and his worsening brain condition. Dr. Teo P. Bednarski...
What grew as an offshoot of the cyberpunk community, but with an aesthetic eye more backwards-looking rather than forwards-looking, the steampunks quickly took root and flourished on the open parking-lots of both comic and videogame conventions. Heav...
ROSEMONT, IL - An annual gathering of "people" who have a fur fetish, including many who were wearing furry outfits and animal costumes, got a little hairy when it was discovered a huge amount of powdered catnip had been planted in a stairwell at the...
MOSCOW - Edward Snowden thanked the executive director of The Whistleblowers of America for having been invited to attend this year's convention in Pocatello, Idaho. Snowden, who is the Russian Director of Computers, is noted for being the most fa...
SAN DIEGO, CA - Violence erupted at the first ever all-midget clown convention Tuesday night after a gang of half-pint jesters got into a brawl in a bathroom stall. The convention, comprised of clowns no taller than of 3 ½ ft, started off o...
Pizmo Beach Pennsyltucky: Philbert of Macadamia and Mrs. Philbert went on a two week vacation to Tampa FL and Charlotte NC as delegates to the Republican National Convention (RNC) and Democratic National Convention (DNC), respectively. No surprise that the Republican Party nominee was to be Presidential challenger Mitt Romney and the Democratic Party nominee was to be President Barack Obama for...
The possibility of arriving at the Republican Convention without a clear-cut leader has become more of a probability since Rick Santorum and Mitt Romney have begun engaging in a pissing contest as to who is more conservative than the other. In rea...
It's time once again for the annual throng of unemployed teenagers, underemployed thirty somethings, and over forty unmarried geeks to don their favorite super hero costumes and celebrate all things related to comic books and fantasy adventure movies...
Las Vegas, USA: A summit of southern and northern hemisphere bath manufacturers that was intended to resolve centuries of discord on the subject of plughole design has ended without agreement. Plugholes manufactured in the southern hemisphere are...
Costume and fabric stores were on high alert this week, as throngs of predominantly male, over 30 nebbishes, rushed to complete their favorite super hero suit in time for the Annual Comic Con International convention in San Diego. With red, electr...
INDEPENDENCE, Missouri - The sign at the convent gate entrance reads "No Trespassing" and by golly you had better obey the son-of-a-gun sign! Two nuns Sister Connie and Sister Catarina were sitting out on the convent porch drinking milk and eating...
In London today a convention for paedophiles sold out hundreds of thousands of tickets in a few hours. Convention promoter Sir Sicko Nixon said: 'All the kiddie lovers arrived and snapped up the tickets in droves, we even had to arrange another co...
Can Barack Obama lose the Democratic nomination for President? Yes he can! Word is that Hillary's camp hasn't given up and plans to stage a coup at Denver's Democratic convention. Having done research in numerous Latin American countries, they...
The World Convention of Toppers (WCT) in The Hague has fallen into difficulties as delegates fail to agree on the fundamentals of the organisation. The WCT was to be the first worldwide gathering of people who always lay claim to have done things be...
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