Murdered Russian spy was CIA double agent recruited by Aldrich Ames

Funny story written by queen mudder

Thursday, 31 May 2007

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Litvinenko 'cooked his own goose' by snorting over a gram of plutonium-enriched cocaine

Langley, Virginia - (Ass Mess): Jailed US traitor Aldrich Ames recruited the poisoned ex-KGB turncoat spy Alexander Litvinenko who cooked his own goose by snorting over a gram of Plutonium-enriched cocaine last November and died horribly of radiation poisoning.

That is the verdict of top Russian spook Andrei Lugovoi who has been accused by UK cops of masterminding the whole business and faces possible extradition to London to stand trial for murder.

Speaking to the Russian press today Lugovoi said that the CIA asked its UK counterpart MI6 to 'fix the little bastard' after Aldrich Ames's prison contacts were trailed over a seven year period.

"It's not for nothing that the CIA HQ was renamed the President George Herbert Bush Center for Intelligence (sic)," a spokesman said today.

"But while Tenet walks a free man, what the hell they gonna do?"

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