Sympathy for the Devil #2: Russian Intelligence Expert Shot in Washington

Written by queen mudder

Sunday, 4 March 2007

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Mindless evil hellbent on civil war...

Washington - (DissassoCIAted Press): A Russian intelligence expert who blamed George W Bush for the Plutonium 210 poisoning of former KGB turncoat Alexander Litvinenko in London last year has been critically injured after a mysterious drive-by shooting outisde his home in Washington.

Paul Joyal, 53, had repeatedly warned that the cack-handed public execution of the former spook was a typical Bush manoeuvre smearing his rival Putin in the continuing narcotics turf wars for control of crackheads' hearts and minds.

His FBI statements about the theft of weapons-grade Polonium from the Dead Loss Alamos Laboratory last year sparked a frenzied search for what the cops described as a 'mindless evil hellbent on civil war'.

In a televised report the previous week Joyal had told reporters that "a stark message was sent to anyone who wants to speak out against the Bushes: we will find you, wherever and whoever, and we will gag you for life - in the most horrible way imaginable."

Joyal, Litvinenko and Bush Jr had all been fledgeling P2 Lodge hitmen trained in Havana by Hellfire Club instructors during Cuba's naval blockade by the JFK Administration.

But Bush fell out with his Russian confederates after a lovers' tiff with Cardinal Marcinkus threatened to expose him as yet another bastard offspring of Pope Pius XII and a half brother to George Bush Senior, whose dead eldest son he resembled.

Joyal is said to be under heavy armed guard and in a serious condition at an undisclosed hospital.

Expect further news later in the week.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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