Dick Cheney's daughter, Mary, has given birth to a baby boy whom she is planning to bring up with her long-time lesbian partner, Heather Poe.
The beaming Vice President and Mrs. Cheney visited Mary in the hospital and helped name the newborn. While Hal Burton was at the top of the Vice President's list, other names he was fond of were Earl Derrick and Mo Rich.
The couple will not say who the father is, but DNA samples point to either David Crosby, Karl Rove or the Vice President. David Crosby, however, has denied any involvement with the Republican couple.
