Ho-nolulu mystery as Ho daughter Dayna found dead

Funny story written by queen mudder

Saturday, 12 May 2007

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Mystery surrounds the former dancer's death

Ho-nolulu - (Ass Mess): Last week she buried her late father, the 'Tiny Bubbles' crooner Don Ho, who died of heart failure on 14 April aged 76.

Yesterday one of the singer's ten children, daughter Dayna Ho-Henry, joined her Pa at the pearly gates.

Only last Saturday the 51 year old former hula dancer on her late father's TV show had swum in the waters off Waikiki during Ho's memorial service, amid the many dozens of farewell-decorated boats as her family spread their father's ashes in the sea.

Friends found Dayna on Friday at their Waialua home around 8am local time and she was pronounced dead at the scene by an emergency medical team.

Last month Don Ho's death caused some confusion to followers of the Don Imus 'nappy headed ho' furor who trawled internet blog sites to find a connection between the Hawaian entertainer and the ex-CBS shock-jock.

A similar panic arose in February this year when the late Anna Nicole Smith's former partner/lawyer Howard K Stern was serially confused by mystified bloggers with shock-jock Howard Stern during the latter's St Valentine's announcement of his engagement to model Beth Ostrosky.

News Dayna Ho-Henry's death has been met with stunned incomprehension.

An autopsy report will be ready early next week.

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