Don Imus Voted, 'Funniest Man Of All-Time'

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Tuesday, 10 April 2007

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"I love Imus, He Makes Me Fuckin' Laugh," says Sen. John McCain

NEW YORK--Recent comments seem to have sparked more uproar, but what may seem as a slight joke has editors of national newspapers raking in the dough. The New York Times Posted 'Funniest Man Of All Time' in the life section of the news periodical just two days after Don Imus, radio shock-jock, affluently apologized for speaking his mind.

On air two weeks ago, Imus stated that he "enjoyed toast, especially burnt toast."

This comment has The Rutgers women's basketball team pissed off, and they will meet with the asshole radio host Imus, later this week to try and figure out what is wrong with him.

Rutgers head coach today, called his comments "race thingies & some sorta sexisty remarks. This shit ain't cool."

Imus was unavailable for comment at the time this article was published. Imus is now on hiatus for accidentally saying something else that offended somebody with money.

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