Bush: Ozzy is in Dick's out

Funny story written by Zander Kaufman

Tuesday, 13 January 2004

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In a stunning move today, President George Bush fired Vice President Cheney, and replaced him with heavy metal rock star Ozzy Osborne, in hope that he might rally younger voters.

In a statement made outside his southern California home Osborne stated that he would love the job "I just don't what the f**K a Vice president dose"

George Bush said, "Dick's a nice guy but just cant rock with the best of them anymore, plus this is bound to piss off the squares."

While Cheney was not available to comment publicly, in a recent phone interview he stated that he understood President Bush's decision "I'm in a cold dark place they blindfolded me so that I may not know the location of my undisclosed location, but I am sure Ozzy will fit right in"

MTV also cut a part in the deal, starting this fall watch for "The Osborne's-underground"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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