Movin' on up - To the East-Side

Funny story written by Al Lee Wyer

Friday, 2 March 2007

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Hey, need a ride mister?

President Bush picked up a hitch hiker on his way to New Orleans yesterday. Congressman William Jefferson thumbed a ride on air force one with the President --- who just happened to be going his way

Jefferson (D)Lam, is accused of taking a 100,000 Dollar Bribe from a Lobbyist and, coincidently, had 95,000 Dollars in cash found stuffed in his Freezer.

Jefferson commented: "I don't know how it got there, maybe Weezy put it there or maybe Lionel did it"

Police are out searching for Lionel, who had last been seen hanging out at a local Junk Yard with Lamont Sanford

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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